359772 notes / reblog / 2 hours ago
princessandrya:

the everyday struggle

princessandrya:

the everyday struggle

467567 notes / reblog / 4 hours ago

LABEL YOUR PORN!!!! #NSFW

19 notes / reblog / 3 weeks ago
33 notes / reblog / 3 weeks ago
neptume:

this music video :D

neptume:

this music video :D

roosterwho:

Someone come over and let’s f

ish out all the good stuff from my neighbors trash

4 weeks ago with 2,183 notes

juneauwhat:

the year is 2088.  there is only one tree left.   the tree is cut down and used to make a newspaper with the headline No More Trees

It’s 2088. Who even uses newspapers anymore?

1 month ago with 124,474 notes

vaspim:

How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know

Is that plumbing school?

1 month ago with 265,660 notes

wreckedteens:

I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me

Writing a novel sounds like a lot of work

1 month ago with 242,572 notes

380797 notes / reblog / 1 month ago
cyberthug13:

yo i want bush on my dodgeball team 



Dodging my parents questions like

cyberthug13:

yo i want bush on my dodgeball team 

Dodging my parents questions like

westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

2 months ago with 890,997 notes

panicatthedanetrain:

Things I DO NOT want:

  • Another pretty face
  • Just anyone to hold
  • My love to go to waste

Things I DO want:

  • You
  • Your beautiful soul

2 months ago with 254,061 notes

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

2 months ago with 674,055 notes

147629 notes / reblog / 2 months ago
sprintthroughhyrule:

askdreamsillysillydream:

hate-atsecondsight:

ihearttangled:

mermaidprincess-ariel:

transparent-alice:

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog

WHAT

i just wanna see it

oh my god this looks so sick on my blog

DEAR GOD MINE TO!

Sorry, I had to see this.

sprintthroughhyrule:

askdreamsillysillydream:

hate-atsecondsight:

ihearttangled:

mermaidprincess-ariel:

transparent-alice:

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog

WHAT

i just wanna see it

oh my god this looks so sick on my blog

DEAR GOD MINE TO!

Sorry, I had to see this.

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

2 months ago with 540,567 notes

449315 notes / reblog / 2 months ago