princess ♕
sdsu aztec.

chargers. saints. padres. cardinals.

vaspim:

How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know

Is that plumbing school?

wreckedteens:

I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me

Writing a novel sounds like a lot of work
cyberthug13:

yo i want bush on my dodgeball team 



Dodging my parents questions like

cyberthug13:

yo i want bush on my dodgeball team 

Dodging my parents questions like

(Source: winecat)


westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman


panicatthedanetrain:

Things I DO NOT want:

  • Another pretty face
  • Just anyone to hold
  • My love to go to waste

Things I DO want:

  • You
  • Your beautiful soul

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

sprintthroughhyrule:

askdreamsillysillydream:

hate-atsecondsight:

ihearttangled:

mermaidprincess-ariel:

transparent-alice:

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog

WHAT

i just wanna see it

oh my god this looks so sick on my blog

DEAR GOD MINE TO!

Sorry, I had to see this.

sprintthroughhyrule:

askdreamsillysillydream:

hate-atsecondsight:

ihearttangled:

mermaidprincess-ariel:

transparent-alice:

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog

WHAT

i just wanna see it

oh my god this looks so sick on my blog

DEAR GOD MINE TO!

Sorry, I had to see this.


hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

(Source: evilspice)

Things school has taught me:

laekkun:

juliuscaesarofficial:

relahvant:

shulamithbond:

tagyouareit:

dra3nei:

• Grades are more important than your morals,emotional & physical health

• How to hate people in general
• To want to quit life weekly
• How to text/eat in class without getting caught
• Why I will never amount to anything

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

the magna carta was signed in 1215

NEVER reveal you have gum

how to sleep without people noticing

how to hide headphones with your hair/hand

(Source: just-another-goddamn-paradox)


forgotteninferno:

glittertitties:

paper-planes-and-toy-trains:

you are my sunshine

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my only sunshine

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you make me happy

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when skies are gray

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you’ll never know dear

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how much i love you

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please dont take

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my sunshine away

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this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life

This makes me a happy Irish man

(Source: spell-i-c-u-p)


One of my cousins was a vegetarian for almost 2 years. One day she decided she wanted a sausage mcgriddle. That same day she ate 3 burgers, 60 chicken nuggets, and 5 tacos. She went hard that day.

Girl Meets World
season 1 episode 1

Girl Meets World

season 1 episode 1


burgerkid:

when you dont do your homework and your teacher forgets to check it

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